Let the airing of grievances begin

  I decided to start a second blog for several reasons. First, not much is going on in my dating life to write about on my dating blog. Second, I'm reading a book about how to change yourself. The author prescribes meditation and writing down your thoughts. My thoughts are generally about men and past men in my life. What better way to "journal" than to blog it, right? Third, it'll just make me laugh. My past relationships have been infuriating, exhilarating and somewhat ridiculous. I'm sure this will be therapeutic and entertaining.
  I came up with the idea while talking to my good friend. We were discussing this giant sinkhole that formed under this man's house and swallowed him. They didn't recover his body. We felt that didn't try hard enough. Like they just gave up. Neither of us know much about sinkhole body recovery, but we felt bad for this forgotten man. I declared we should go rescue him. Not only would we be heroes, but it would be a huge "fuck you" to a couple of our ex boyfriends. Around the same time a few years ago, we were each dating these big, macho guys. The guys were very similar- they thought they were always right and we were everything that was wrong with the world. Her ex declared that she would slow him down in any kind of civil war/zombie apocalypse situation. But, if we rescued the sinkhole guy, we could get some kind of satisfaction. (And rescue this poor man, because, sweet Jesus, I don't think anyone even cares to look for him).  Throw us to the zombies? I don't think so, because we're freaking heroes. They would both see us on the news from their parent's house. (Trust me, I think each one is still living with his parents). We could give them a face rake right to the camera. They'd know it was aimed at them.
  It made me remember all the ridiculous things this particular ex did and said. I thought it would be great to just devote a post here and there about various exes. Honestly, I'm sure there's tons these men could say about me, but let them start their own blogs. This lady knows her shortcomings.